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1 What a nice warm morning for sitting on this wall.

2 It's fun to just sit here and watch life on the farm.

3 I know - I know - I have a very cute pink belly.

4 Hi Jeff. How is the security detail going today? Have you checked all the buildings and patrolled the perimeter of the property? Martha will want to know.

5 Mike, how are things operating on the property today? Are there any problems Martha needs to know about when she calls?

6 Oh, that sun feels so good on my face.

7 Ah-ah-ah-chooooo

8 Hey Sharkey, why did the cat run from the tree? Because it was afraid of the bark!

9 Ha-ha - Franny, that was such a good joke!

10 Hmmm - what's that buzzing sound?

11 Is it a bird?

12 Oh, I see. It's a plane passing overhead. Maybe Martha's on board coming back from her book signing. We've missed her.

1 Why did I come outside? It's so hot today.

2 This is what they mean by the dog days of summer.

3 I feel so lazy.

4 It's no cooler here.

5 It's a little cooler in the shade but Vivaldi must be hot, too. He's not even moving away from me, as he usually does.

6 Maybe a bucket of ice cubes would cool me off!