December 21st, 2010
Vivaldi Wants a New Water Bowl
Posted by Francesca
I was getting a drink of water yesterday while that pesky Vivaldi was hanging around in the kitchen. He stared at me the whole time while I was drinking. After finishing, I pretended to be asleep and he thought I wasn't paying attention to him. Low and behold, Vivaldi actually drank out of the same bowl! The nerve! What was he thinking?
1 Look at Francesca lapping water from that fancy gilded bowl. No wonder she acts like royalty.
2 Look at this bowl designated for the cats' water! Fire King depression glass, once found in sacks of flour as promotional items and given away at gas stations! How ordinary!
3 Well, now that Francesca is full and belching, I'm going to have a good look at this special bowl.
4 Oh my! It's so artsy and even has a dog's face in its design. It even looks like a French bulldog!
5 I must admit that the water looks really, really good in such a fine bowl. I can't help but salivate!
6 Do I dare venture into uncharted waters?
7 I think I deserve to drink out of a golden bowl. I am, after all, a highly sophisticated and cultured feline!
8 Yes, that's right, highly....slurrrp.... sophisticated....slurrrrpppp....and cultured!!
9 Oh, wow!!! Was that ever good! Not only a gilded bowl, I'm envisioning one that's also encrusted with precious jewels! Cats should also be treated like royalty! In ancient Egypt, after all, felines were worshiped as gods!
10 Now, how do I convey that to Martha?
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