December 3rd, 2010
A Revelation at the Chicken Coops
Posted by Sharkey
Driving around in the Kawaski the other day, Franny and I stopped by the chicken coops and sadly reminisced about our poor friends, the turkeys. Franny nearly lost it when she heard a gobble-gobble, but I kept my head and made a rather pleasant discovery.
1 Franny, it's so sad to visit the yard where the turkeys used to live. Remember what they told us before Thanksgiving?
2 Franny, did you just hear a gobble-gobble?
3 Sharkey, could there be such a thing as a turkey ghost?
4 Yikes! What if we're being paid a visit by the turkey of Thanksgiving past?
5 I am SO out of here!! Come on, Sharkey! Let's run for it!
6 Francesca, don't be silly! There is no such thing as a ghost turkey! There must be a logical explanation for this.
7 Stop being a scardey-dog and let me get some height so I can find out what's going on.
8 Well, look at that! The turkey's are still here! We thought you birds were.......
9 GOBBLE- GOBBLE!! Sharkey, great to see you! We somehow avoided being the main event at the Thanksgiving table!
10 We're still here in all our glory! It looks like we're invincible!
11 We must be the luckiest turkeys in the world to have survived Thanksgiving! GOBBLE-GOBBLE - We're going to live to be a ripe old age! I'd better start fattening up my 401k.
12 GOBBLE-GOBBLE! Let me sing you a song about the turkeys that avoided Thanksgiving.
13 Pssst...Sharkey, I'm glad we aren't seeing ghosts, but a new holiday season is about to begin. Should we tell them?
14 No, Franny, let them think what they want.
15 It's not up to us, anyway.
16 All we can do is be their friends, for now.
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