October 25th, 2010
Hey, Frenchies! Let Me In!
Posted by F&S
We Frenchies were in the kitchen the other day when Empress Tang came to the door looking agitated and terrified. She was pleading with us to let her in and she even made some impressive promises. We were happy to help keep her out of harms way, but we really should have known better than to believe a cat.
1 Help! I'm desperate! Is anyone there to let me inside?
2 Francesca! Sharkey! I know that Princess Peony and I have done some very sly things to get you in trouble, but I really need to come inside now!
3 You see, I'm being stalked by a red-tailed hawk! It's really quite large, and I'm really scared!
4 Don't you know that red-tailed hawk are carnivorous, and they're very opportunistic feeders. You Frenchies may not fit this category, but their diets are mainly small mammals. Don't you see? That's cute, little me!!!
5 I really don't want to be lifted by those sharp talons and carried away only to be shredded to bits!
6 Yes, I will consider being subservient to the two of you!
7 And definitely no more kitchen shenanigans!
8 Hurry!!! The menace is swooping down on me!
9 Whew! Just in the nick of time!
10 Promises? What promises?
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