September 16th, 2009
The season five premiere of MARTHA
Posted by Sharkey
Last Monday was so exciting because we made our big appearance on the first day of the fifth season of Martha's TV show. But, we're wondering why they keep calling the show MARTHA, when it really should be called MARTHA with Francesca and Sharkey. Perhaps it's time for a new negotiation.
1 Driving to the TV studio along the West Side Highway, we were so proud to see our Martha on a big billboard. Good thing we had our camera ready.
2 The ever-important meeting with the producers before the show - How do you like those blue shoes?
3 I decided to leave the important decisions to Martha and her producers - I needed to get a quick beauty nap so that I would look like a million dollars to all of my adoring fans.
4 After the meeting, Sharkey and I went to the control room to say hello to our friends there.
5 Alright people, let's get ready to rumble!
6 What? Dude, you've never heard that term in a control room before? Let's shake it up a bit!
7 Oh good, a computer. There's just enough time for me to check my email.
8 A phone call for moi? - as Franny would say
9 Oh, hi Martha - Yes, I know we're needed on set, but it's just so interesting in the control room. See you in a flash.
10 I, also, love the control room - so many dials and knobs to play with.
11 Come on Sharkey, we need to go now!
12 OK Martha - we're ready for you. By the way, how do you like our new gold harnesses from Spoiled Brats, up on 49th Street?
13 Oh goody, a pre-show snack!
14 Mmmm....cream cheese! My fave! It's a good energy boost - like we need it. LOL
15 I wanted to be there for Martha and get her back for the opening segment.
16 However, I guess she doesn't need me at the moment..
17 Jim Klinko, Martha's friend from Furniture on Consignment in Westport, CT, www.fine2consign.com loves coming to Martha's show. I enjoy sitting with him.
18 Such big, strong arms! - but, a little heavy with the cologne. And what's with that chin stubble?
19 If you're wondering what it's like seeing things from my perspective.....feet, feet, and more feet!
20 Great - an intermission break - Let's see if my friends sent me any comments - time to check the Barkberry.
21 Q&A with Martha - Hey, I have a question - where's that great looking chicken you just cooked with Chef Humm?
22 Is it in here?
24 Time to chow down - but what's with the knife and fork?
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